Zero Proof, Maximum Vibe!

Cumbria's First No & Lo Bar!

Tired of the same old soda or sparkling water? Welcome to No Monkey Business, where we've redefined the concept of the local cafe and bar. We specialize in zero-proof and low-alcohol drinks that don't just quench your thirst—they elevate your experience.

✨ Mindful Mixing: Discover a curated menu of sophisticated non-alcoholic spirits, craft beers, and low-ABV wines.

🍄 Functional Focus: Dive into our signature elixirs, featuring adaptogens (like Ashwagandha and Reishi), natural nootropics, and botanicals designed to help you relax, focus, or simply feel good—without the hangover.

🌿 Day to Night: From your morning tumeric latte to your evening mood-boosting zero-proof cocktail, we offer a welcoming space for every moment.

Sip smarter. Feel better. Cheers to a more vibrant you.