We’ve completely refreshed our cocktail lineup at No Monkey Business, and it’s a total mood-altering experience.

Forget basic, sugary mocktails that leave you with a crash. Our new signature cocktails are mixed with premium alcohol-free spirits, adaptogens, and GABA-botanicals. They are specifically formulated to target your brain's natural pathways, giving you that warm, social "glow"—with absolutely zero toxins or morning-after headaches.

Meet Your New Obsessions:

Electric Cosmo: A sharp, zesty burst of bright cranberry and citrus. Infused with "Livener" botanicals to energise your night.

Sundowner Spritz: A lush profile of sun-ripened peaches and crisp bubbles. Crafted with "Nightcap" spirits to help you melt away the day.

Liquid Meditation: A sophisticated, citrus-forward blend using GABA-heavy spirits to naturally quiet a busy mind.

Mucho Mango: An exotic, tropical explosion of mango and lemon with a subtle, warming "hot honey" finish.

Find Your Vibe

Every drink on our new menu has a job to do. Just look for our signature menu symbols to choose your desired effect: Focus, Energy, Calm, or Health.

The new lineup is officially live and pouring right now in the centre of Keswick.

Come for the function. Stay for the vibe.

Meet our Cherry Matcha Special—the ultimate crossover between rich afternoon indulgence and clean, functional energy.

We’ve layered vibrant, earthy ceremonial Japanese matcha over a sweet, lush cherry base, topped it with whipped cream and a cherry. You can see these distinct, eye-catching layers perfectly captured right outside on our patio.

But don't let the dessert-like looks fool you—this drink is a productivity powerhouse. Matcha delivers a steady, jitter-free caffeine boost balanced by natural L-Theanine. The result is deep, sustained mental clarity and a calm "flow state" without the classic coffee crash.

The new brunch menu at No Monkey Business is all about sophisticated, mindful fuel without the "monkey business." Served daily from 9 am to 4:30 pm, it focuses on fresh, local ingredients and bold, adult flavours that pair perfectly with our premium Ozone coffee or functional elixirs.

Whether you're gearing up for a Lake District adventure or looking for a focused workspace, the new menu is designed to leave you feeling energised and clear-headed—no hangover required.

Need somewhere to catch-up on work/life admin?

Join us every Wednesday 3pm-5pm for a cosy environment to work alongside others.