Global Fusion Bowls & Alcohol-Free Bar | No Monkey Business Keswick

Smoky Mexican Beef Cheek Barbacoa / 15.00 - Slow-braised beef cheeks cooked low and slow in smoky chipotle, fresh orange, and zesty lime until meltingly tender. Hand-pulled and served with warm corn tortillas, creamy guacamole, house-pickled pink onions, charred corn salsa, fresh coriander, and lime wedges.

Rich, smoky, citrusy, and fall-apart tender – built for rolling, loading, and getting deliciously messy.

Lamb Kofta Couscous Bowl / 14.50 - Spiced lamb kofta served on fluffy couscous with a fresh pomegranate & mint salad, toasted flatbread, cooling tzatziki, and roasted lemons for a citrus hit.

Bold, fresh, and perfectly balanced.

Add vegan feta 3.50

Roast Butternut Squash Black Dhal (Wellness Pick) / 15.00 - Dark, rich and deeply flavoured black dhal slow-cooked for over 12 hours with love and care, finished with silky coconut cream and roasted butternut squash.

Served with warm sourdough flatbread for scooping every last bite. Comforting, nourishing, and seriously satisfying.

Thai Green Curry (Staff Favourite) 14.00 - Fragrant Thai green curry with creamy coconut milk, tender peppers, sweetcorn, crunchy water chestnuts, and bamboo shoots, gently spiced and full of aroma. Topped with crushed peanuts and chilli.

Add tempura king prawns 3.50

Add juicy chicken breast 3.50

Served with fluffy jasmine rice for the perfect contrast of crunch and comfort. Bright, aromatic, and deeply satisfying.

Chicken Ramen (Adam’s Wellness Choice) / 15.00 - Chicken breast with ramen noodles in a rich, spicy chicken, miso & sesame broth. Finished with bean sprouts, sweetcorn, chilli oil, spring onion, pak choi, sesame seeds, peanut butter and a soft-boiled egg.

Deeply savoury, warming, and packed with layers of flavour.

Loaded Mac & Cheese / 15.00 - Our ultra-creamy three-cheese mac & cheese is loaded with pulled pork in a Korean BBQ sauce, crispy kimchi, fresh spring onions, and crunchy crispy onions.

Crunchy, cheesy, sticky, and completely addictive.

Fire-Roasted Cauliflower Bites / 5.45 - Crisp, roasted cauliflower bites tossed in a spicy tomato relish and fiery jalapeños.

Warm Artisan Focaccia / 5.45 - Toasted focaccia served with a rich balsamic oil and vinegar reduction.

Paprika & Chilli Marinated Olives / 4.00 - A premium blend of black and green olives, marinated with a kick of smoky paprika and chilli.

Loaded Hash Brown Bites / 5.45

Parmesan and truffle - Shaved parmesan, truffle oil-infused garlic mayo and spring onions.

Korean style - Gochujang mayo with Korean BBQ sauce, sesame seeds and spring onions.